Are You From Cleveland? (Version 1)

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(Originally composed in Pittsburgh about 1998 by Whiff, Moon, Etc. to the tune of Are You From Dixie?)

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Are you from Cleveland

I say from Cleveland

Where the Cuyahoga River burns bright!

There's not much shiggy

The men are piggy

But who cares if the beer check's in sight!

Are you from Euclid or Aurora or from SHAKER Heights

Or you've been down in the flats

Drinkin' BEER all night!

Then you're from Cleveland

I say from Cleveland

So why the fuck aren't YOOOOOUU!!!!

Are You From Cleveland? (Version 2)

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(As heard in Cleveland in 2003 to the tune of ?)

Are you from Cleveland

I say from Cleveland

Where the Cuyahoga River burns bright!

There's not much shiggy

The girls ain't pretty

But who cares if the beer check's in sight!

Are you from Euclid or Aurora or from SHAKER Heights

Or you've been down in the flats

Drinkin' BEERs all night!

Then you're from Cleveland

I say from Cleveland

So whoop-de-fucking-do!!! 

Are You From Cleveland? (Version 3)

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(Lyrics modified by CH4's "Releash Me" in 2003.

Originally composed in Pittsburgh about 1998 by Whiff, Moon, etc. to

the tune of "Are You from Dixie?")

Are you from Cleveland?

I say from Cleveland?

Where the Cuyahoga River burns bright!

There's not much shiggy

The girls ain't pretty

But who cares if the beer check's in sight!

Are you from Euclid or Aurora or from SHAKER Heights?

Have you been down in the flats

Drinkin' BEERs all night?

Then you're from Cleveland

I say from Cleveland

So whoop-de-fucking-do!!!