MORE BEER: THE ORIGINAL 6 VERSES

Tune: Amazing Grace

Composed by Spaceman - Buffalo HHH

CHORUS:

A nice cold beer, How sweet it sounds.

To save a drunk like me.

(stop, drink a beer, catch your breath and resume)


I finished 1, but I'm not done,

More beer, More beer, More beer.


I love my wife, I love my beer.

But if I had to choose.

My dear old wife, who I love with my life,

Would most undoubtedly lose.

(CHORUS)


I finished off 2, but I'm not through,

More beer, More beer, More beer.


I love my truck, I love my beer

But if I had to choose,

I'd sell my 4X4, Of which I do adore.

For beer I'd walk to the store.

(CHORUS)


I finished off 3, now I have to pee

More beer, More beer, More beer.


I love to fuck, I love my beer

but If I had to choose

It's beer for me, unless her pussy,

tastes like more beer, more beer.

(CHORUS)


I finished off 4, but still want more,

More beer, More beer, More beer.


I love my dog, I love my beer,

but if I had to choose,

I sell my pet, to the vet,

A dog for beer more beer.

(CHORUS)


I finished off 5, I'm still alive,

More beer, More beer, More beer.


I love my MOM, I love my beer

but If I had to choose,

That drunken whore, It's me she bore,

Still I choose more beer more beer.

(CHORUS)
 

I finished off 6, I've had my fix, (Or: "still need my fix"...to con't song!) Now you all must drink more beer.

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MORE BEER.......MORE VERSES

from Nature Boy (and S&M&M&M Man), Cleveland H4

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I love my house, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

My house might burn down, But I could still pound

More beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)


I just had 7, not yet to 11

More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my guns, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

If my aim is bad, then I'm still glad

To have more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 8, it's not to late

To drink more beer, more beer

I love fishing, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

If I lost my line, I wouldn't whine

I'd drink more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 9, I'm feeling fine

More beer, more beer, more beer

I love NASCAR, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

If I lost the race, I'd get shit-faced

More beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 10, Don't know when to say when

More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my porch, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

My rocking chair, won't always be there

So I count on beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 11, but I'm still getting

More beer, more beer, more beer

I love my tools, I love my beer

But if I had to choose

If my power-drill exploded, I'd go get loaded

On beer, more beer, more beer

(CHORUS)

I just had 12, from off my shelf

More beer, more beer, more beer

As you can tell, I love my beer

I'm such a drunk, you see?

When I fall down, you can drink my next round

More beer, more beer, more beer!!

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Additional verses sent to us by Annabelle (Love Seat) when she got back to London

(we can get up to a case here...)

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I love the Queen, I love my beer

but if I had to choose

the royal family I'd slaughter, for wheat, hops and water

more beer more beer more beer

I love my husband, I love my beer

but if I had to choose

I'd take half his money, and say goodbye honey

more beer more beer more beer

I love my car, I love my beer

but if I had to choose

I'd dump my car, In Exeter (or, and head to the bar)

more beer more beer more beer