Run #474, Full moon #103

January 13, 2006

Hare: Broken Boner


The pack assembled at the RC tavern on East 71st street in Slavic Village. The first clue that this wasn’t the best thing to do was when I arrived, I saw Queeny sitting at the bar with a glass of ice water in front of her. I walked over to her and she said that the bar maid wouldn’t serve her because she didn’t have an ID on her. Queeny in no way looks like she is under 21. She hasn’t seen 21 for a while. this was at 7:15 so she drove back to Lakewood to get her license to drink. Dick long showed up (with ID) as well as Killer Byte. Blown Opportunity made a rare appearance with her virgin brother. Island Inbred also made an appearance. Let it be known that II wasn’t a backslider as he showed up for the AGM. I know this because he left a note on my windshield. I guess he couldn’t figure out the ON-IN was across the street from Paninis.
 

Broken Boner gave the chalk talk and then asked for a 5 minute head start. The trail went down East 71'st street and then up onto a railroad siding for 3/4 of a mile, then down down onto Harvard. Boner usually does not lay marks on one side of the street and then cross the street and make a 90 turn without a check or an arrow. That night was different. A trail is part science, part art, part genius, part stupidity. That part was the stupid part. I waited at the first beer stop (The Polish Village) for around 45 minutes wondering where the pack had gone wrong. Did they ever find the railroad tracks? Did they not figure out where to get off of the tracks? Were they eaten by wild dogs? As these and worse thoughts went through my head, half of the pack showed up. Dick Long (without ID), Killer Byte, Blown and her brother. Since they card you at the Polish Village and Dick long left his in Queenys car, he didn’t drink. I was told that II and Queeny couldn’t figure their way out of a paper bag and were wandering on Harvard looking for E 71st street. I was assured that they were heading back to the ON-IN.
 

The pack gave me a few minute head start and I went to the second beer stop (The Victory Tavern) on E 71st street. I waited there for around 10 minutes when in walks Queeny with an if looks could kill expression on her face. She told me of her wanderings on Broadway. I told her the trail never made it to Broadway. She told me how II’s feet started to hurt him so he went back to the ON-IN but Queeny wanted to do the trail so she wandered still. This neighborhood isn’t the best place to get lost at night. Then the pack (sans KB) arrived. The only one then carded was Blown but she had her ID on her.
 

As it was getting late, the hare decided to walk with the pack back to the ON-IN. He stopped in at the pizza place on the way and ordered chow to be delivered later. The circle started and II reappeared. He was doing some CB talking in his car for an hour and a half while the pack was out running. The hare drank for being a douche bag. The hare drank for KB because she left early. II and Blown Opportunity drank for being back sliders. Blown’s brother (who doesn’t drink) drank ice water for being a virgin and answering the 4th sacred question thusly: question - who make you cum? answer - Jesus. The pizza arrived and the circle ended and we ate and drank till we could eat and drink no more.

ON ON

Broken Boner