Birthday 5.0 Hash in Albion PA

Pinch is turning 50 and he's not taking it well

Run #635

When: Saturday, February 18th 2012, 2:34 p.m. meet, on-out at 3:08 p.m.

Hares: Pinch-a-Loaf and Soggy Box, Rear Ender, Duke of Hurl, Moon, Sir Licks-a-Lot and Ho

Location: Towers Tavern, 43 E State street (that's 6N) in downtown Albion PA

Cost: $10 will get you beer and food and a hell of a lot of fun

Directions: If you are from Cleveland, take i-90 East till you just go over the PA border. The first exit inside of PA is 6N. Take it and go South till you reach downtown Albion just before you go over the railroad tracks.

Further Instructions:

Shitty Trail

Hot Tub- Don’t bring a suit. DO bring a towel.

Dual Slalom Downhill Loogie Run- Hit the icy slopes if yer not too chicken! You’ll go down-down for sure, don’t fall on your ass.

Men’s Health Fair: Digital exam roulette! Menage-a-Blow’s donning the rubber gloves. Then at midnight (right after the naked midnight run) a back hair shaving party in the tub. Get a partner!

Soggy Snacks! Duh!

A small warming fire a possibility

A small amount of beer also a possibility

Crash Space (recommended)- not a lot, but hashers can be stacked like firewood. Bring a sleeping bag.

Our favorite HO promises the weather!

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