Grand Master: Princess Blow-Job

Grand Matress: Arithmatrix

Religious Advisor: Broken Boner

Hash Cash: Ass Transit

Hare Raiser and Designated Grunt: Broken Boner

Ambassador to The Clueless: Biff Demcheck

Webmaster: Broken Boner

Songmeister: Mr. Poopy Pants

Haberdasher: Cums Out Her Nose

Beer Bitch: Killer Byte