Grand Master: Broken Boner

Grand Mattress: Capitol Queen

Religious Advisor: Ass Transit

Hash Cash: Position OPEN

Hash-Flash: Mathew Brady

Hare Raiser and Designated Grunt: Biff Demcheck

Ambassador to The Clueless: Tiger Flashlight

Schpank-o-matrix: Oh Donna

Hash Harlott: Busted Blue Balls

Webmaster: Broken Boner

Songmeister: Pinch-A-Loaf & Dick Long

Haberdasher: Cums Out Her Nose

Hash Historian: Rear Ender Tu

Beer Wench: HIR Bob